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Do you know the difference? In a hissie fit and a conniption fit? How many turnip greens make up a mess? Difference in "pert" near and "a right far piece"? How much is a "little bitty bit"? If so, I believe you qualify for the Patch. |
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See if you can answer these? If you do, give yourself a Kudzu pat on the back! Oh, by the way, you'll find the answers at the bottom of this page.
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| It's a place for some good ole fun, but who knows, you might just learn a thing or two...At the Patch! Prof. Zack's You Ask Them, I'll Answer Them "Dear Prof. Zack, Are there some sounds which we can not hear? Mr. Ted Ear. "No, Mr. Ted. It is not a sound unless you do hear it. There is no inaudible sounds". "My Dear Prof. Zack, you know I am a "big hearted lady". Now I'd like to ask you a heart question. When does the heart get to rest? " My sweet lady, your heart rests between beats. It gets all the rest it needs in between beats". "Dear Prof. Zack. This is yor ole buddy, Guitar Gus. Me and the boys were having a littl' 'cussion on who it was that made a big hit out of a song called BIRD DOG. Could you give us the right answer?" "Hello, Guitar. How you doing? Yes-sir-ree. Prof. Zack can set you boys straight. It was The Everly Brothers, Don and Phil. Mmmmm, Johnny is a joker,He's a bird dog. Oh, sing it boys!" "Dear Prof. Zack. Me and the girls just love the movies. You know that, don't you sugar. Well, we got in a little friendly argument on what movie was the great song, WHITE CHRISTMAS introduced on. I said to the girls, "Why ladies, it was WHITE CHRISTMAS. What Else!" But some of them am telling me "no". Zack, we know you know so could you let us know. Thank you so. Oh, I just know I'm right." "Well, I know you are right on a lot of things. But the answer this time is NO. Sorry, sugar pie. Hope this won't cause you to cancel our date down at the Kudzu Drive-In tomorrow, but you know the Prof. has got to tell it like it is. The beautiful song, White Christmas, was introduced in the 1942 movie, HOLIDAY INN." |
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Keep the truck in the road, Bubba. Them cows are valuable. They're chocolate milk giving cows. Answers to the questions. 1. Faster on the mountain top. The air pressure is lower at a higher altitude. The lower the air pressure, the lower the boiling point. 2.Finger nails grow faster than the nails on the toes. 3. Yes, Rome had traffic jams. It was one of the problems that Julius Caesar had to address. |
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Midi playing is PLAYING IN THE RAIN by Gene Minix Copyright 2001 All rights reserved. GENPAT. A Gene Minix Production. All rights reserved. |
